The Unexamined Llife

Greetings once more, friends of Internet.  Llama has return to share with you thoughts and philosophies of life.  Yes, blog entry go to deep places for llama tonight.  Let first begin by explain.

Llama feeling very sad as of late.  Not to burden kind reader with unfunny woes, but life of llama leave much to be desire.  Even with fresh Internet exploits, inner void remain unfilled.  Sundance Cat great friend and compatriot, but llama still very much solitary creature since exodus of farmer wife.  In short, llama is lonely.  Llama have no being to love.  Worse, eHarmony continue to reject llama profile.

As result of miseries, llama begin to take stock of life.  Believe dead Greek human Socrates once say “unexamined life is not worth living.”  Llama agree very much, and begin life examination promptly.  Examination take very little time.  Personal inventory induce sadness anew.

To lift spirit, llama search for heartwarming cinema experience.  After many seekings, llama stumble upon animated story of family titled Grave of the Fireflies.  Seem like good choice of traditional animate.  Llama spit spit spit at computer-generate nonsenses of today (Note: Llama was not at all prepare for depression-inducing prologue of Up).  Also, as sometime take pleasure in pursue and eating of fireflies, llama grimly fascinate by prospect of tiny burial chambers for aforementioned creatures.

Holy llama deity.  Llama not expectant of film experience.  Soon find self plunged into new miseries and worries.  For example: What if Buford, Wyoming target of bomb?  What if llama and Sundance Cat force to endure post-nuclear wandering survival struggles?  Dreams to be plagued for many sleeps.  Llama consider search of farmhouse for bottled water and batteries, but calm manner of friend cat soon return rationalities to blog narrator.

As cinema fail to bring happiness this night, llama return to philosophy for answers.  Admittedly, llama somewhat unfamiliar with human philosophies, while camelid philosophies are primarily concern with coat fiber and grasses.  Llama seek existential experiences, and turn to Internet searching for great thinkers of past.  Soon llama is finding thoughts of revered human Friedrich Nietzsche.

This man possible more miserable than llama, and unsure of having correct understanding of many Nietzsche positions.  To increase educate, llama examine numerous thoughts of thinker.  Analysis provide below:

Nietzsche Thought #1: A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation. 

Analysis: Another subject be llama boredom in care of stupid farmer.

Nietzsche Thought #2: A friend should be a master at guessing and keeping still: you must not want to see everything. 

Analysis: Friend Sundance Cat very masterful at still-keeping on back of llama, unless tending to private areas; in such instance, friend also have tendency to make grand display.  Unsure of conclusion to draw.

Nietzsche Thought #3: A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends. 

Analysis: Llama must learn theft of souls if blog to reach great status.

Nietzsche Thought #4: A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. 

Analysis: Uncertain if dichromatic color vision pose advantage or barrier to llama in department of love.  Certainly pair of powerful testicles must be asset.  Nietzsche silent on matter.

Nietzsche Thought #5: After coming into contact with a religious man, I always feel I must wash my hands. 

Analysis: Also good advice wash hands after contact with dirty, disease-ridden alpaca.

Nietzsche Thought #6: And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. 

Analysis: Llama unaware of Nietzsche visit to Buford, Wyoming.

Moral for llama?  While life in abyss continue, at least llama not only creature to have sufferings.  In fact, llama have schemes in hope of happiness restoration.  Can say no more for now, reader, but continue following of blog for discoveries of master plan.

And remember, if need friend, llama here.