1. a playful skip or leap
2. a high-spirited escapade
escapade (noun)
1. a wild or exciting adventure, especially one that is mischievous or unlawful
Llama very excite.
As faithful readers (all three) of llama know, many feelings of lonely and sorrow have trouble llama of late. Farmer believe one llama sufficient for needs of farm. Even after llama contribute warm fibers, even after llama provide feces for fertilizing purposes, farmer continue to keep llama in isolate. Until now, llama accept, and attempt filling of void with bark chewing, Sundance Cat adventures, and Internet exploits.
Now, llama take no more.
This evening, llama performing entirely innocent Internet seekings for images of favorite actress and potential soul mate, Dame Helen Mirren…
…when of sudden, it occur that other members of llama species may have virtual presence. After brief delay, llama alter seeking parameters and make momentous discovery: Llamas For Sale.
Amazing! Magic of Internet is providing opportunities for annihilation of camelid loneliness! Llama look to Sundance Cat for partner in celebration, but friend cat deep in midst of self-pleasing grooming rituals. Next, frantic searchings ensue for credit card of farmer. Luckily, stupid as hole farmer keep wallet on clear display. Llama promptly instigate Internet correspondence, and very soon proud purchaser (and future mate) of following beauty:
What glory! What majesty! Seller describe ‘Bolivian Pixie’ as friendly, sturdy import with dense, medium wool and heavy bone. Llama describe as angel with pristine auburn flanks and creamy white cranium fur. Much like Dame Helen, soon-to-be bride somewhat older than llama, but humble blog narrator hold no concern for such taboo.
Llama include extra funding for expedient delivery, but must wait still for bride. Know not what expect: Will bride be please with llama? Will farmer turn away companion? Will llama receive severe beating? Impossible to say. Llama must wait…and hope.
Dear friends, necessity force llama to keep very low profile in forthcoming days, lest suspicions of farmer be raised. As such, will wait until new week before returning for updates of adventures. Please, be patient, like llama. In meantime, readers welcome to submit questions for response of llama in next week entry. Seeking advice for own human relationship? Require assist with homeworkings? Have inquiries in regard to life of llama? Llama will answer.
3 comments:
Llama, when watching Napoleon Dynamite (Which I'm sure you have because you are such a cultured llama) were you ever attracted to Tina, Napoleons llama?
Anyhow, I'm very excited to hear about your new llama mate, she is quite a beaut.
Ohh...one more question...Llama, from a llamas perspective how was the world created and do YOU believe however Earth came to be that it was really made for man? Or maybe for llama?
I don't want to cross any lines here, but I do have quite the affinity for Dame Helen.
I have so many questions! How do you feel about the portrayal of llamas in the media? Have you ever interacted with anyone outside of the farm? What happened between the farmer and his wife? Why wouldn't she take you with her?
So many questions, so little time.
Much thanking for questions, faithful readers! Insightful llama response to ponderings to be found in newest of blog entries.
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